I don’t get posts that are like “If I get x amount of notes, my mom/dad/parent will let me do _________!”
Why do your parents base their parenting off of whether or not a ton of strangers like your status? I smell bullshit.
It’s more like ‘if I get 100,000 notes on this post my mum will accuse me of starting an internet cult again…’
I am both hungover and immensely allergicious I welcome death